when i was young i asked my mum if shes a virgin
it was when she said yes that you realized you are the second messiah.
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
i surprised myself today when i told my best friend that i was pleasantly single and it wasn’t even a lie
then you should really come out of anon and say it again, without the “secret” part! (-:
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.